Life is a Gumbo:
How is everyone faring in this cold weather? Brrr.... I am ready for it to get warmer! Thankfully, my partner (Mean Cub) made a huge-ass pot of Gumbo for the very first time. He looked at many gumbo recipes and tried his own version last night. It was muy delicioso!
We are still muddling through the hard work involved in being in a relationship. Neither one of us have good role models for being in a successful gay relationship, so we are doing the best we can. Deciding what is fair with our financial responsibilities is a minefield we are tip-toeing through. It ultimately comes down to this: what will YOU bring to the relationship? Making sure it's equitable is "the joy" of being in a relationship -- hard work!
Thankfully, football season is winding down so I can't make jokes anymore about the Texas Longhorns once again making the lame Alamo Bowl (they did AGAIN!). :) And he can stop rooting for every team that plays the New Orleans Saints or LSU Tigers. On a side note, I beat out 9 queens on another blog picking the winners of college football games in the last 15 weeks. I am soooo butch and I AM #1. Suck it, Moby.
In other news, our doorbell rang at 7pm last night when we were just getting comfy and ready to watch a movie. If you did not order a pizza or expect a package, DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR! It's always someone trying to sell you something. In this case, it was some cheery Baptists showing up with a gift bag full of goodies like the New Testament, a candle, and various literature relating to Jesus giving you eternal hope and happiness.
I passed by and said, "Oh Gurl! Why did you answer the door? What about the cookies in the oven!?" Instead of abruptly ending the conversation, Mean Cub kept talking to the enthusiastic people which irked me. ARE THEY HIGH?! I then blurt out, "Gurl! They want 10% of your income... CLOSE THE DOOR!" I never say "Gurl", because I am MASC, but I thought it would be funny making Mean Cub squirm at the door. LOL.
So, this morning I looked at their New Testament book titled "HOPE". Have any of you tried to read the Bible? It's a fascinating piece filled with bizarre and nonsensical things. For example, I was reading a passage about Jesus and the Miraculous Catch of Fish. Two men were in a boat fishing at night. One was naked. GASP! Why was he naked? When Jesus appeared and busted them, the naked man suddenly put on his clothes. Okay... but why was he naked? TELL US gawd dammit!
I'll report on any other things I find hilarious in the future. That is all folks! Hope everyone is doing well. :)